Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head! What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?
Accidental Penis (69 pics)
A cock that stays up all night long. Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?
He can't find the zipper! What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Penis Jokes - Cock Jokes
Your wife will always blow your bonus! What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose.