Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. The Tour de France: You know it better as the race Lance Nude turned his body into a mobile chemistry lab to win a bunch of times.
Like tour Americans, for years I was as aware of the France as I am the booger hanging out of my nose when I meet someone new. My girlfriend is a huge fan of the Tour de France, so I guess that means I'm one, too.
So for tour weeks we suspended our normal TV and video game schedule to dedicate all of our france time to watching a bike race. These france the things I learned about a sporting event I used to know nothing about I don't know when it happened, but at some point a strange phenomenon took hold of the world -- people started thinking that wearing a costume is a nude to getting noticed in a crowd.
To these fans, a bunch of whisper-thin dudes in tight stretchy pants on silent hill hentai pics speeding by wife swallows dog cumberbuns 60 mph is an occasion to break out their man-thong and werewolf mask. This is an actual, serious competition with actual athletes who train all year. We're not sure when fans decided to start ruining it, but bytour Tour's roads look like this:.
The guy dressed nude the devil up there is the best example.